2am
groggily went inside the comfort room in the director's office
shut the door
pulled my scrubs down
was about to pee when,

a rodent came out of nowhere and tried to get out of the door but wasn't fast enough

i shrieked and jumped twice
opened the fucking door
to let the fucking little rat thing out
(all these with scrubs down, no regard whatsoever as to who might see)

the little creep got out

and then i peed.
into the bowl, of course